The caption options for Beat the Cartoonist are now on the Reader's Digest website. As usual, they are my original caption (anonymously, of course) along with three captions submitted by readers.
The choices are:
"Nice touch."
"Hanged for putting a plastic bottle in the dustbin. See what happens when you vote in the Green Party?"
The Britain in Bloom entry lacked sensitivity.
"You should have read my file. I have hayfever!"
The last time I was in the competition, my caption was the winner, although overall the readers are very much in the lead!