The caption options for Beat the Cartoonist are now on the Reader's Digest website: three submitted by readers, plus my original.
I won't reveal which is mine, of course, but you can probably guess that it's not the second one which has a pop at my drawing [sulks ...]
Here are the four choices.
"You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password. Can you at least tell me your mother's maiden name?"
"Stay back! The cartoonist's bridge isn't attached to the cliff!"
"I knew the adoption agency would come up trumps one day!"
"Go back. Health and Safety say no."
UPDATE (4/5/10): Voting now closed. The winner will be announced in the June issue.