"Since that trip to the vet, these were the only baubles that Pickles would be playing with this year."
I know what you're thinking ... that's not a cartoon! But I did write the caption for this Christmas photo card.
A few years ago, I drew a Christmas cartoon for a card company that also sent me some photos to write captions for. They picked this one. It's a peurile joke, I know, but it all puts turkey on the table. I dedicate this to our cat, Mike, by way of apology. Normal service will resume tomorrow ...
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